ENGLISH TIME:
( if you read my previous post, you'll understand this)
MS. PEARL: nagdala talaga kayo ng hard boiled egg?
ANGEL, REJI, JOEL, CALVIN, ROLANDO: opo. :D
MS. PEARL: OK. so you will show us how to eat hard boiled eggs after the quiz.
(murmurs)
after the quiz..
MS. PEARL: OK, Flores, Hidalgo tsaka sino pa yun? come here in front, show us how to eat hard boiled eggs. how many eggs did you brought?
(the whole class laughing)
MS. PEARL: kayo boys, ilan dala nyong hard boiled egg?
JOEL: (holding ONE hard boiled egg) TATLO po.
(the whole class laughing. get it? LOL.)
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ANGEL: ok, so here's how you eat an egg, first, you hold the egg.
MS. PEARL: you hold it real hard?
REJI & ANGEL: yes tchr.
ANGEL: so that when you grow up, you know how to hold an egg.
JOEL: wag, masakit. :DD
(LOL!!!! haha!)
REJI: OK. so you crack it first. (trying to crack it with her head. LOL.)
JOEL: ouch.
(HAHA!)
ANGEL: so, you notice that the egg has a pointy edge at the end. :DD
(shows it to class. LOL.)
MS. PEARL: tigiltigilan mo nga yan Flores. (giggling)
ANGEL: ok, so now i'm ready to swallow it. ready to swallow the whole egg. :))
(whole class laughing)
ANGEL: (puts the WHOLE EGG in her mouth) haha!
HISTORY TIME:
REPORTINGS.
ALVIN: (to Laarni and Dorothy) bakit maraming pangkat etnolinggwistiko sa bansa natin?
LAARNI AND DOROTHY: .....
MS. NENG: ok. so sino pwede tumulong sa dalawang babae? sa dalawang reporter.
(Reji raises her hand)
REJI: tchr. hula lang po. :)) kasi madaming pulo sa.. eeh baka mali.
MS. NENG: ituloy mo lang.
REJI: haha. kasi madaming pulo sa pilipinas, kaya hiwahiwalay sila, ganun, basta yun na yun. haha. (takes her sit)
MS. NENG: may iba pa bang sagot?
(Angel raises her hand)
ANGEL: kasi po madaming pulo sa pilipinas kaya hiwahiwalay yung mga tao kaya nagkakaron sila ng own world. diba?
CLASS: .......
ANGEL: diba?
CLASS: opo...
ANGEL: oh diba.
REJI: eeh yun din sagot ko eeh!
ANGEL: hindi kaya! sabi mo kasi madaming PUNO.
REJI: pulo kaya yun!
ANGEL: ay pulo ba? haha!
CLASS: oo! LOL.
ANGEL: ayy. haha!
CLASS: inulit mo lang yung sagot nya.
ANGEL: oo nga, nagpapansin lang. haha.
(takes her sit)
